The BATTLE!

PRESENTING:
Sir Readsalot from Bookington

VS.
Sir Peeshispants from Bedfordshire

For the coin toss, Sir Peeshispants wins the luxury of ARMOUR, but to keep things fair, he gets the crappy weapon while Sir Readalot received the SWORD and not so much armour.

Sir Peeshispants finally gets frustrated, throws his crappy sword, and gets DISQUALIFIED! Battle over, both gentlemen WIN... and the prize... A NAP!